Meme, Unaware Pawn

Haste, Protection from Instants and Sorceries (Melds with Tsugumi, Unyielding Heart, and Anya, Runaway Royalty)
Each Player gains control of this creature at the beginning of their upkeep and can't attack its caster or a planeswalker they control
If you or another player controls a Tsugumi or Anya card this creature has indistructible