Meme War!

Exile all permanents except for basic lands and permanents with the best flavor text (ties allowed). If the players cannot come to a decision, score as follows:
1 point: Play-on-Words or rhyming
1 point: Non-alphanumeric symbols
1 point: Referencing the illustration
1 point: Referencing another Magic Card
1 point: Referencing Real-World Text
1 point: Sick Burn or Threat
1 point: Anything Referencing a Goblin