Memememememememememememe

Flash, Split Second, Indestructible, can't lose all abilities.
All spells and abilities targets are instantly redirected to Memememememememememememe
and this ability must be treated first as if it were Split Second. All abilities that don't target Memememememememememememe don't apply instead.
You must have fun for as long as this card is in play. If else, all the players that don't have fun lose the game