Memepenut

Flash, Haste, Double Strike, Deathtouch
As long as your devotion to blue is less than 7, Memepenut isn’t a creature. (Each {u} in the
mana costs of permanents you control counts
toward your devotion to blue.)
When Memepenut deals combat damage to a player, choose one —
• Draw a card.
• Create a Treasure token.
• Return target creature to its owner's hand.