Mena the Meaner Toaster

-20: Target creature must eat toasters well you lose the game. If they fail to do so they win/lose/stall mate the game.
+10: If the first ability of this card fails than you eat blueberries and target player carves out the toast's middle.
-2: You win and have no hand but all your exiles go too creatures. Than re-learn MTG and figure out Pokemon at the smae time-understand?/2,/