Meowscular Chef

: Meowscular Chef can only be targeted by instants or sorceries. When a creature is sacrificed, gain two life, or add a loyalty counter to this.
+1: Meowscular Chef becomes a 5/5 palico creature until the end of turn (usable on any turn). Meowscular Chef can't deal damage to players.
-9: All creatures under your control cannot leave play this turn unless sacrificed.