Merchant Bridge

Once a merchant used his dog's name as the
command word for his Merchant Bridge. One
day while visiting the port of Ezdin he called
for his pooch to join him just as he stubbed his
toe. The moral of the story is twofold. Choosing
a good command word is very important task.
And one should never name their dog Sonofa.
-Graveern, Bosun, Boundless Horizon