Mesmer

{t}: Gain control of target creature until end
of turn, Mesmer deal 2 damage to it at end of
turn.
—
"The Mesmer is a fish found mostly in the
shallow areas of 4546B and has a diet that consists
mainly of ! ERROR! Your primary objective is to
stitch this beautiful creature. So beautiful, so friendly,
swim closer, yes, swim closer..." -PDA entry.