MF DOOM, Rap's Villain

Other creatures you control are Nazis in addition
to their other types and get +3/-1.
When a creature dies, create a Record token.
Sacrifice a Record: Counter target spell or ability
and you may pay 2 life, if you do, draw a card.
"It's ugly, like look at you, it's a damn shame. Just
remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name."