Michael Cote, 51 Year Old Man

Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice a creature.
If you do, each player loses 3 life, then choose two—
• Create three Adoring Fan tokens.
• You draw a card.
• Tap target permanent.
{bull} Michael Cote gains deathtouch until end of turn.
"...don't tell me I ran out of time. If it takes the rest of my life, oh baby I'd wait for you."