Michael! Keine kapriolen!

If you are not Michael, put two untapped islands on the table.

Write on a piece of paper: counter or don’t counter. If Michael plays a card you may tap those two islands and reveal what you wrote.
If you wrote counter, counter the spell, if you wrote don’t counter gain life equal to the converted mana cost of this card.

If you are Michael, laugh diabolic reveal this card, your cards gain protection from counterspells for your turn.