Microwave

{t}{2} sacrifice a permanent you control and find two basic lands that are put onto the battlefield tapped and shuffle deck.
{t}{4} Create two food tokens
{t}{x} Microwave becomes a X/X creature with haste until the end of turn where X is the total mana tapped for this ability.
{t}{8}Sacrifice Microwave deals 13 damage to each creature and creatures with indestructible are transformed into 1/1 toast token creatures.
"Let him cook!" Bro