Midget Simon

Sacrifice Midget Simon if it becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls
When Midget Simon leaves the battlefield, create a colorless artifact equipment token named Simon's Chromebook with 'Equipped creature gets +0/+5 and gains {t}: Discard a card then draw a card' and 'Equip {3}'
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