Mighty-Fine Wine

Suspend 3
Cumulative Upkeep — Add an Age Counter
Mighty-Fine Wine enters with an Age Counter on it for each player who started the game.

{t}, Exile Mighty-Fine Wine: Each player gains life equal to their age in years X times, where X is the number of age counters on Mighty-Fine Wine. If X is 7 or more, instead you draw X cards, lose X life, then your life total cannot change until your next upkeep, skip your next turn.

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