Mike\'s Nucular Weapon

Indestructible Equipped creature has indestructible. When Mike’s Nucular Weapon or the equipped creature become the target of a spell or ability, exile all permanents. Exile all cards from all graveyards and libraries. They can’t be regenerated. All players lose life equal to their life total. All players lose the game. Mike’s Nucular Weapon can’t leave the battlefield. Equip {15} or {7}{b}{r}{u}{w}{g}{flavor}“Nucular. It’s pronounced ‘nucular’.” —Homer Simpson