Mildred (Millie) Montag

"Wasn't there an old joke about the wife who
talked so much on the telephone that her
desperate husband ran out to the nearest store
and telephoned her to ask what was for dinner?
Well, then, why didn't he buy himself an
audio-Seashell broadcasting station and talk to
his wife late at night, murmur, whisper, shout,
scream, yell. But what would he whisper, what
would he yell? What could he say?/And suddenly
she was so strange he couldn't believe he knew
her at all."