Milo the Eternal Guide

Indestructible
When Milo the Eternal Guide enters the battlefield, each player must take turns using the bathroom. If Milo escorts the player, they may
draw a card upon their return. If Milo does not
escort the player, they must discard a card
and lose 2 life. If Milo is not present, at the
beginning of your end step, you may pay {1}.
When you do, destroy target creature with
toughness X or less, where X is the number of
Shrines you control.