Milo Yiaiejqow, Who Knows

+1: Create a white 1/2 token creature with haste named Queen's Guard. Curse America in a British accent.
0: Destroy target creature or artifact. Discard a card.
-7: You get an emblem with "Every time you draw a card, target opponent loses 5 life." Create a 0/0 token creature named Baby Milo.