Milov Hamcuff, the Burdened

Haste
When Milov Hamcuff, the Burdened deals
noncombat damage to a creature, exile that
creature, then return it to the battlefield under
its owner's control.
{t}: Milov Hamcuff deals 1 damage to target
creature you don't control.
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"I could sure go for some sweet apple pie right now."
-Milov's dying words