Mineta

{1}{b}{b}: Target creature gets -1/-1 until the end
of turn. If activate more than 3 times a turn,
sacrifice Mineta at the end of turn.
{3}{b}{w/u}: Target creature gets a -1/-1 counter.
It can't block and it's activated abilities can't be
activated until the end of turn. Activate only
once per turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
"Thanks to me, we'll live to see boobs another day!"
- Mineta