Mineta Minoru

{1}{p/r}: As an additional cost, pay 2 life. Mineta
Minoru deals 3 damage to target creature.
{2}{p/b}: Mineta Minoru has -1/-1 until end of turn.
Target creature gains 1 Pop Off counter. At one
pop off counter, the creature loses all keyword
abilities. At two, it cannot attack or block either.
All female creatures have "{2}{t}: Tap Mineta
Minoru. This can be used any time you may use
a sorcery."