Mintberry Crunch

When Mintberry Crunch deals combat
damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Bring the Crr-runch!" — If a +1/+1 counter
would be put on Mintberry Crunch, that
many plus 1 is put on it, instead.

"My powers of mint and berry aren't strong
enough to freshen an ass of that size!"