MinuteMen

Haste, Greed (Draw a card for every human you control when this is cast)
When this card is placed all opponents lose
2 lives, this card gains +X/X. X is equal to the
amount of creatures you controlled at that time.
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"They defended their homes, and were ready to fight
in less than a minute"