Mirko, the Unlucky One

+2: Roll a d20. If the result is 10 or greater, discard the result and roll it again. Repeat until you feel like you are a GRANDE MAGO.
+6: Search your library for a book. Cry in pain as someone steal it from you.
-10: Become and engineer. Put a +1/+1 token on your degree for each day your graduation has been delayed due to a disease.