Mitch McConnell

As long as Mitch McConnell is on the
battlefield, creatures your opponents control
can't use any abilities.
Spells your opponents cast that target
creatures they control cost {2} more to cast.
When Mitch McConnell goes into the
graveyard, each opponent creates a Food
artifact token with: {2}, {t}, Sacrifice this
artifact: You gain 3 life.