Mitch, The Tall

Flying, Lifelink
Whenever Mitch attacks, each opponent
discards a card. For each opponent who can't,
you draw a card. Whenever an opponent
discards a land card, create a 1/1 dart creature
token with flying & deathtouch. When Mitch
dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its
owner's control.
"I made it through my entire shift without
anyone saying Happy Birthday."