Miyu Kuromi, Debudebiru

Indestructible
{x}: Create X Food tokens. (It's an artifact with
"{2}, {t}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
{x}, {t}: Deal X damage divided evenly, rounded
up, among any number of targets. (Rounding up
can make the damage be higher than the cost.)
"How'd I ascend? Ancient pharaoh ceremonies..."