Moist Cr1tikal

When placed into the Battlefield, this Instant causes all enemy creatures/plainswalkers to yell "Woo
Yeah Baby! That's What I've Been Waiting For!"
this causes all creatures to
become 0/-3 for 4 turns, any creatures that have
3 or less toughness get sent to the graveyard
"Woo Yeah Baby! That's What I've Been Waiting
For! Thats what it's all about!!! Woooo!!!!!"