Moist von Lipwig

Counts as Rix Maadi Reveler
Spectacle {2}{b}{r}
When Rix Maadi Reveler enters the battlefield, discard a card, then draw a card. If Rix Maadi
Reveler's spectacle cost was paid, instead discard
your hand, then draw three cards.
What kind of man would put a known criminal in
charge of a major branch of government? Apart from,
say, the average voter.