Mollymauk, Sword Twirler

({p/r} can be paid with either 1 {r} or 2 life.)
Lifelink, First Strike
Whenever Mollymauk enters the battlefield, you may return target permanent you control to it's owner's hand.
{3}{r}: Deal 2 damage to Mollymauk. Target Creature cannot attack or block this turn.
"I'm going to take a shot--swing at the enemy" *Sam's bang*