Molocus, Master Masochist

Whenever a source you control would deal damage to you, create X 1/1 red Devil creature tokens with Haste, where X is the damage dealt.
Whenever you discard cards or sacrifice permanents, create X 1/1 red Devil creature tokens with Haste, where X is the number of permanents sacrificed or cards discarded.
"Why do we always whip to improve moral? 'Cause it's so damn effective!"