Monastery Minor

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
"Mentor sa-sa-said, look, he said to, you know, like, speak a innie-bitsy tiny bit, then he said, he
said yo! Cuz... cuz Johnny snored, you know,
then he, then he said to-to a powapowapow! To
do, like, a whole lot, right, to do a whole lot, you know?"