Monday Morning Paradox

In the mystical realm of Multitaskia, where procrastination is an ancient art, playing this card triggers an unforeseen cosmic shift. Suddenly,
your to-do list gains sentience and demands your immediate attention. All your free time vanishes,
and you find yourself inexplicably back at work, surrounded by a legion of unruly tasks.
—if you draw this card, you must play it next—
"In the grand tapestry of time, the threads of productivity are woven with the finest of excuses."