Monke

Reach, Trample
When Monke enters the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its power to each other creature on the battlefield. If a creature dies this way, put a +1/+1 counter on Monke.
If Monke were to die, instead exile it and choose an opponent at random. That player may cast this
spell for as long as it remains exiled and may spend
mana as though it were mana of any color to cast it
"Mmm... Monke..."