Monster Condom

Monster Condom doesn't untap during your untap step.
{t}: Add {c}{c}{c}.
{3}: Untap Monster Condom.

"Mantis Toboggan, M.D. Dennis, I got your test results. You're positive. You got the HIV. Yes, AIDS. Big time!"
"What are you doing, dude?"
"Did you see her face? Look at her. I'm breaking her down. I'm making her feel worthless. You see? She thinks she's got the HIV. Then I slip in. No more thirds for Frankie!"

"Oh, whoops! Ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong."