Monsuta Council

Whenever Monsuta Council enters the battlefeild
and at the beginning of your upkeep, pay {x},
{x} equals the number of damage each creature is
dealt. If any creatures died, you gain 2
life and mill 1 card.
Pay {x} life and {b}{r}: Return Monsuta Council to
your hand. {x} is how much life you lose.
"Um, what now? I don't know, eat?"