Mooch, The Loafing Champ

Defender
{1},{t}: Gain control of target Artifact. Activate This Ability Only once each turn.
{1},{t}: Target Creature can't block this turn.
Whenever Mooch is Dealt Combat Damage, you may say "Shtay Away From My Dinner!!!" If you do, Tap the Creature that dealt the Damage, Then Search your library for an Artifact Card and put that Card onto the Battlefield Under your Control. Then Shuffle your Library.
Partner with Earl, Loving Companion.