Moralo Eval

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, exile it with a hit counter on it.

Assassins, Mercenaries, and Rogues you control have deathtouch and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a hit counter from a card that player owns in exile. If you do, draw a card and create two Treasure tokens."

"How dare you disrespect Moralo Eval!"
—Moralo Eval