Morbid Religious Battle Priest

Haste, trample
Whenever Morbid Religious Battle Priest attacks,
other creatures you control get +2/+0 until
end of turn.
"That's a relief.For a second I thought you guys would
have turned into some giant megalomaniacal group of religious people. Running around killing eachother in
the name of some fictional deity. Or something like
that."—The Emperor of Mankind