Morgan, Monkey King

When Morgan enters the battlefield [Skull] If all
creatures in target players deck can preform a
boat race quicker than [5 seconds times X],
where X is the number of creatures, create a
10/10 Chris Adams Token.
[Hang] Morgan gains a +2/2 Counter if Morgan
can hang from a door frame for an entire turn.
"Um I don't know" - Morgan, Monkey King