Mork

1.do effects 2, 3, 4, and 5 and transform Mork.
2.Creatures opponents control get -X/-0, X being that creatures toughness.
3.Blue permanents gain"At the beginning of your upkeep flip a coin if you win the flip create a treasure token"non blue non land permanents gain"At the beginning of your upkeep flip a coin if you lose the flip take 1 damage".
4.Each opponent loses life equal to the number of coin flips they lost on their last turn.
5.Mork gains life equal to the greatest number of coin flips won.