Morning Ritual

Spectacle {u/b}{2}(You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if you lost
life this turn.)
Select a creature you control. Deal damage equal
to its power to your opponent's life total.
"It's 9am. Do you know where your raiders are? Apparently they're in the kitchen INTERRUPTING
MY MORNING COFFEE!"—Dominic Shepard