Moron Core, Wheatley

Moron Core’s power is equal to the number of artifacts you control. Slice the Cake! {I}(If you have no cake, you start with 1 slice. You gain a slice once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. The Cake is a Lie at 4 slices.) The Cake is a Lie -- Whenever you cast an artifact spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, copy it.(The copy becomes a token.) {flavor}“Well how about now? NOW WHO’S A MORON? Could a MORON PUNCH! YOU! INTO! THIS! PIT? Huh? Could a moron do THAT?” ~ Moron Core{Lns}