Morpheus, Liberator of Minds

If a creature has two or more rabbit counters on it, that creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded.

If a creature has two or more cage counters on it, it loses all abilities and is a 0/1 Human Prisoner.

{r}{u}: Each opponent chooses either red pill or blue pill, then that player chooses a non-token creature they control. If red pill is chosen, that player puts a rabbit counter on the chosen creature. If blue pill is chosen, that player puts a cage counter on the chosen creature.