Morris, God of war

Trample, Haste, Double strike, Reach, Indestructible
As long as you haven't attacked with a creature
since your last upkeep, Morris isn't a creature.
Whenever a creature you control attacks,
creatures you control gain Trample,
Double strike, Indestructible, and +1/-1 until
end of turn.
{r/g}{r/g}: Creatures you control get +3/-1 until end
of turn.