Mortimer's Revenge

{r}{r}{r} Do three damage to the opponent by shaking their hand and then electrifying them with "pocket lightning", which you accidentally ordered off eBay.
{b} You can only use this ability INSTANTLY AFTER using the previous one. After making a fool of your opponent by zapping them with "pocket lightning", you let out a mocking cry of laughter. All this pressure does one damage to the opponent.