Mother Gooseberry

Menace(This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Sadistic Therapy- Whenever Mother Gooseberry deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card at random. If they can't, they sacrifice a creature instead.
Screams in the Dark -{b/r}, Sacrifice another creature: Tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller’s next untap step.

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