MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS BACON

hexproof
whenever a player casts a spell they take 1 damage
and you gain a life
{t}{3} exile target creature or planeswalker
{t}{2} counter target spell or land
{t}{x} gain half X life and discard a card
{ut} {1} untap this card
{t}{10}Put your graveyard
on the bottom of your library
{t}add {c}{c}} to your mana pool and pay 4 life