Moxbury

If Moxbury would enter the battlefield, sacrifice
two untapped lands instead. If you do, put
Moxbury onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it
into its owner's graveyard.
{t}: Add three mana of any one color.
{t}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Moxbury: Search your
library for a Floor Manager card, put it onto the
battlefield, then shuffle your library.
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