Mr. Augenstein

When Mr. Augenstein enters the battlefield,
each of your opponents must shake your
hand or lose 2 life.
{w}{u}{t} Take Phone (Send an artifact to the players graveyard. Make a +1/+1 counter on Mr. Augenstein.)
{2}{t} Wretched Hairline (Deal 3 damage to a target creature or player.)
If Mr. Augenstein has 5 +1/+1 counters on it, transform into Aug-Dog.